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*This guide doesn't take into account the Kinsey X- asexuality, which would be of course, no food at all or some boring pictures of ice water. The Outlier: There doesn't appear to be one. Then again, we've seen that combination on cheeseburgers (though the article doesn't mention that). And that’s a function of eating too many meatloafs, too many steaks, too many jumbo burritos." What Kinsey Says: The Kinsey 0 is "exclusively heterosexual." What We Say: Burritos are the clearly the hate crime of the gay food world and bring together Doonan's unholy trinity of meat, cheese, and avocado (along with that dodge-worthy sour cream). “And a lot of them are a very different shape. What it is: Burritos Cheeseburgers Steak Cheeseburgers topped with avocado or guacamole What Doonan Says: "I have a lot of straight friends,” he said. Sometimes infinitesimally small nuggets." We enjoyed Doonan's sweeping gay food generalizations so we put them to the unscientific, anecdotal test, assigned them a respective Kinsey rating and came up with your (completely unscientific) guide to the sexuality of food, from gayest to straightest: "Sweeping generalizations are the key to everything, and they invariably contain nuggets of truth. "I love sweeping generalizations,” Doonan told The Times. According to Doonan, his new (satirical) book Gay Men Don't Get Fat and his interview with The Times today, gay food is lighter, brighter, more artistic, art-directed-food that you'd find where health and aesthetics intersect (and that's very different than what Doonan labels "lesbian food"-"Organic olive oil, thick porridge, heaping helpings of wheat germ," and its ilk). Apparently, a "gay" food isn't just a potato that seeks marriage equality, reminds you it was born this way, or owns a summer share on Fire Island. The New York Times with the help of Barney's creative ambassador Simon Doonan has decided this week that your food can be gay or straight.
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But in the 19th century, it was also a term for eating or drinking between meals, or in this case, a quickie.This article is from the archive of our partner. TiffĪ tiff could be a minor argument or falling-out, as we know it. Similar to having a brush, "making a stitch" is a casual affair. George" casts a woman as the dragon and puts her on top. George and the Dragon, the dragon reared up from the lake to tower over the saint.
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Pully HawlyĪ game at pully hawly is a series of affairs. Those shared by "a fat man and woman in amorous congress." 14. Lobster KettleĪ woman who sleeps with soldiers coming in at port is said to "make a lobster kettle" of herself. Giving a girl a green gown can only happen in the grass. "Flyers" being shoes, this is to have sex while still dressed, or “without going to bed.” 11. Similar to "amorous congress" in that this was a gentler term suitable for even the noble classes to use, even if they only whispered it. "Grounsils" are foundation timbers, so to have sex on the floor. There is probably no way to use this in seriousness or discreetly, but there you have it. Face-MakingĪside from the obvious, this also comes from "making children," because babies have faces. One definition from the 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue maintains the term’s original outdoorsy nature: “the man and woman are copulating in the ditch.” 6. "They left together, so they're probably at clicket." This was originally used only for foxes, but became less specific as more and more phrases for doing it were needed. "Yeah, we had a brush once." The emphasis here is on brevity just a fling, no big deal. "Rumor has it he found her bread and butter fashion with the neighbor." 4. Bread and ButterĪs the 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue puts it, this refers to one person on top of the other. "Those two recently opened a basket-making shop." From a method of making children's stockings, in which knitting the heel is called basket-making. To say two people were engaged in amorous congress was by far the most polite option on the list, oftentimes serving as the definition for other, less discreet synonyms. While shoe-horning these into conversation today might prove difficult, these 17 synonyms for sex were used often enough in 19th-century England to earn a place in the 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue, a book for upper-crust Britons who had no idea what members of the lower classes were talking about.